An old comic still relevant
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    How I felt last week in my busted up 350k miles shitbox when there was a Lamborghini and Ferrari beside me crawling through traffic. Even once we were out of gridlock their average speed was probably the exact same as mine. My car costs probably 500 dollars and there's cost literally a 1000 times more than that. Made me feel good. Also made me feel like ramming them just because

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  • JD Vance keeps showing how "leave it up to the states" is a lie
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    I knew a kid like that. His parents would say how he's super into WW2 history. Meanwhile he only had an absolute shit ton of Nazi memorabilia only read books about Nazis and dressed in a leather jacket that looks like the Nazi one ... I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi... Idk why else it would be his absolute only interest area and nothing else

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  • What a bioluminescent petunia had to teach me
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    I don't think you could get wood/bark to fluoresce as it's dead tissue.. in general some tree species are very easy to work with and engineer. Poplar for example

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  • Big Penny!
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    https://youtu.be/7pO39Sh6THg?si=BmOcfhOKk0jzjwxS

    This video is really hilarious. Idk if it's the same bridge or not. Also I know people on Lemmy don't like links to YouTube but I don't know how to do the thing.

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    Yeaaah I'm really good with kids and play with them interactively when some of the parents never do and are pretty mean to them. It's really awkward to me when they unpromptedly refer to me as dad. One even repeatedly tells his mom and dad he wished I was his dad instead. I can tell the father doesn't like me now and it makes it really awkward

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  • Yes it's me!
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    Usually they'll catch birds for surveys with thin mist nets. But idk how to catch owls unless they caught him at nighttime haha

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  • I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare... I know its not fair
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    To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

    I feel like if you were the one "punching trouble makers in the mouth" you were probably also an asshole and it's nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

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    That's along the lines of what I was thinking. Making care more available is good but still having to get financially destroyed for it potentially isn't a great incentive to use services

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  • I hate the rich
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    I'm an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They're out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn't mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you're an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

    That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that's only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It's only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

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