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Something tells me this is satire.
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You're
Welcome
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Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />
, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
Like this.
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PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.
PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
MECHANIC: suspect you're right.
PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
right here
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You can download it off the Devs, and it'll be free, but the UI is about as opaque as a foot-thick wall of lead.
Alternatively, you can buy the Steam version, and that one is way more accessible.
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I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:
PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.
PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
MECHANIC: evidence removed.
PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.
PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget
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Oh damn!
It's time to wake up Green Day!
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Maybe it's just me, but the second one in my brain gets voiced by LazerPig to the backing of Rule Britannia
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in grilled cheese sandwich.
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Confusing... My instance is .world, and I similarly subscribe to communities regardless of instance. So seeing a .ml link had me go 🚨 tankie instance for a second, conveniently failing to notice that A: that post is in .world, but seem from .ml; and B: this post is in .ml.
My bad 😅
Though I would suggest OP to see if they can fix the link to one that changes the specific link based on the visitor's instance
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I once saw a video report on bullshit jobs, where they also interviewed a researcher into how much value is gained or destroyed by various professions.
They said that for every £1 (the researchers worked in the UK) given to marketing executives, that society suffered £11 in lost value.
ETA: The video in question (Dutch, with a few local English bits)
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There's a city in France - Toulouse, IIRC EDIT: Correction: it is Grenoble - where the mayor ran on a promise that "if you elect me, I'll remove all the billboards." Turns out that was really popular, so now that city does not have any billboards.
ETA: A video about it. (Dutch, but it has (auto-generated) English subtitles)
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#usdefaultism much?
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Would work, though I wouldn't say I'd be too big of a fan of the aesthetic. If on the other hand the contestants would be in chain mail or plate mail, that'd be bloody neat.
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As a larp guy, my immediate thought was foam swords. But the armour is a fine idea.
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How to admit you're in an unhappy marriage without saying you're in an unhappy marriage, much?
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Forget horse jousting, I'd like to see bicycle duelling!
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Only if the casters are part of the group that's being repeatedly wed. If the casters are all external, it's +2n AC.
TRANSCRIPT: Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! *[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]*
Pretty much what it says on the tin. If I click the chain icon on a comment with MMB on the website (Lemmy.world, BE: 0.18.3, accessed via Firefox), it opens to a blank tab. If I do so with LMB, it works just fine.