fakenews Paulie • Now • 100%

Leaked Pentagon documents report DOD had assembled a team of special forces to the likeness of Marvel’s “Avengers” to promote recruitment and to bolster US military’s image. They were all killed

ANOTHER leaked report coming from the Pentagon has suggested that the Department of Defense tried to recreate their own team of “Avengers” code named “Justice and Peace Force” or JPF for short. The JPF was a team assembled of various members of NATO’s forces mostly made up of US special operations personnel along with some British, Australian, French, and Israeli members. Each member was assigned a nickname which “reflected their essence and humanity.” The document reported that the objective of the JPF was to create a team of “super soldiers” which would encourage peace to whichever country they had invaded. The report alleges that each member would hand out merchandise from t shirts to trading cards advertising each member of the JPF. “Most of the merch was burned in front of the members who woefully watched. *redacted* (name of one of the JPF) enraged at this act of protest pointed a gun at a child and then shot a full clip into the air.” The report concludes with the death of the all the members of the JPF after being targeted by a Russian cruise missile during a photo op in the Ukraine. The project was estimated to cost around 200 billion USD.

fashion Paulie • Now • 95%

Wearing a rancher’s hat in a major city

As someone with neurodiversity I recognize clothes have many layers, no pun intended. There are cultural significances and practical uses, these are the two main qualities of clothing. Culture eventually wins over the practicality of certain garments, people wear flight jackets without being pilots, people wear Stetson’s without being ranchers, I fit that second category. Living in this country I have been exposed to the common judgement passed by others, Americans love to observe a person and fish out their qualities so that they can equate them to something familiar usually attached to pop culture. Since I live in the city, wearing a rancher hat most people won’t care but some people will point and say “Ayyy I’m walking here” or “Howdy pardner” or some stupid shit. Two years ago when I didn’t care about appearance I had many people point and laugh, one person I confronted said “when is x album coming out”, essentially comparing me to some washed up classic rock star who I looked nothing like. I walked back to their apartment after researching what they said and said some things which made them close their window and end their windowsill “comedy show” which was essentially what I mentioned before, the lowest form of comedy of making fun of appearances and comparing those features to someone else / pop culture references. But the hat is seven hundred dollars.

movies Paulie • Now • 100%

Recommend movies I can torrent please

I primarily like psychological and sci-fi films, movies like Gattaca: mostly love the colors, cinematography, props, and general feel of the suspense of being caught. Bladerunner: again I like the colors and the stellar cinematography, props and sets are really good. The Machinist: similar to the movie Enemy, I consider this to be one of my favorite films, the score is really fascinating but I love the silence in these films, there’s also a darkness almost like dream like / night mare like feeling to them I can’t describe but I say recommending films similar to these films would be nice. Suspiria: another one of my favorite films, the use of color is great, I like the slow progression and the relationship between characters. The acting is really good too. I have to give my respects to the original that came out in the 70s/80s as the sets are spectacular but the story is vastly different. I prefer the newer adaptation it feels like it compliments the time it was set in well. Just a few of the films I want recommendations for thanks for helping

games Paulie • Now • 100%

I love Sekiro but Hirata Estate is such a chore

Idk your thoughts and opinions on this but any new run I always do it first just to get it out of the way. There’s just too much I have to do, I have to collect two prosthetics, I have to fight the mini boss along with about ten enemies, Lady Butterfly is okay but I’m bored of fighting her. I don’t hate the area and I like the way the fog represents recollection of memories, the rain is nice too, also the music. It’s just too much to get through and it makes me want to quit a new run whenever I do it.

fakenews Paulie • Now • 100%

PlayStation exclusive ‘Minions: Tropical Island’ was canceled after a developer’s identity was leaked. The dev was a former arms dealer and war criminal who was working under second identity

The developer whose name is Michael Clayton pursued animation at the university of Houston before joining the war in Iraq. His father was also an arms dealer and FBI informant but died in 2003 of heart complications. The leak itself came from the most recent Sony data breach known as “The Insomniac” hacks, Insomniac are the developers behind many notable Sony titles. Although Insomniac are not the developers of Minions: Tropical Island, a broad range of developers’ data was breached including phone numbers and emails. And email with the subject matter “We need to talk about Clay” was sent by a now redacted informer, most likely an employee working on the game Minions: Tropical Island. In the email, they discussed how Michael was “oddly” into firearms and during development brainstorming sessions would always bring up the possibility of adding guns to the game. “The closest thing to a gun was a freeze dart but Clay kept animating really sophisticated designs, replicas of real life guns.” Clayton who took over his father’s business possibly maintained ties with the FBI which possibly lead to a new partnership with the CIA. No further information regarding his crimes were revealed except several documents alluding to his arms deals on Wikileaks. Following a rush of online posts to the subreddit r/Gamingleaksandrumors, a user had posted information that linked Michael Clayton to his past as an arms dealer. “I randomly looked through the leaks (insomniac) and I found a guy who I vaguely remembered seeing once… after further investigation, my discord server had linked him to being a fed and a war criminal.” After the post had gained momentum it was removed by Reddit admins under the pretense of “maintaining the privacy of staff.” A month a lead developer posted to twitter that the game Minions: Tropical Island had been cancelled, but no other reason was given.

music Paulie • Now • 95%

We built this city we built this city on cock and hole

Let’s say you wanna blow me Cum all over your face Say you don’t care who’s watchin It’s just that kind of place Balls deep inside your ******** Impregnateion fetish Too many dregs cleaning up the cum on the floor

askchapo Paulie • Now • 100%

I filed for unemployment 7 days ago, yesterday my former employer sent me a small amount of money, what’s going on here?

I also received a text letting me know that I should have my funds coming in the next week. I’m a bit confused as to why my company would send me some cash, does thus have something to do with the union and some sort of deal they’ve made about receiving holiday pay for a portion of the time I was fired? Or is the company trying to fuck me by telling DOL “actually we sent them money during this period when they told you we didn’t” No idea what the fuck is going on. This isn’t severance pay either, doesnt exist at my job

games Paulie • Now • 100%

Does anyone have a homebrew vita? How easy was the process and are there any ways to brick the console?

I have the first model vita I don’t wanna brick it

chapotraphouse Paulie • Now • 100%

I see a lot of support for the insect ants. Ants aren’t workers, ants aren’t proletariats, ants are an army of monarchists. They are the brits of insects They invade other ant colonies

They war with other colonies, they drive out several termite species rendering them extinct- along with other ground dwelling insects. They are also racist.