Yeah that's probably mine too. I didn't think about them at first because they're pretty common around here.

If you ain't gonna help, keep on walking.

What a piece of shit.

I'm not familiar with the site, but if it really is a scam as people are saying, we shouldn't be downvoting the question. We should be getting the word out that they should not be used.

Fear not, for snuggies speak louder than words!

My basement drains were backed up yesterday (true story) I really didn't want to deal with that shit.

If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

I broke through the clog, and the water went down, but I'm not convinced it won't happen again today. 🤞

My brother tried that, but it was the roof and a sofa sized plastic bag.

Depends on how you define greatest.

There were more powerful consoles, but there weren't a lot of TurboGrafx (is that the right era?) customers, and there weren't a lot of games coming out for it. The SNES had a constant stream of the best (and many of the worst) games in every genre

There was sewage coming up through my basement floor drains.

That's not a bug, it's a feature!

Also, if I realize that I'm just repeating what everyone else is saying, then I'll scrap it completely.

I'm really hoping after Trump loses again, all these cretins crawl back into the shadows for good.

I had a friend who shorted out quite a few stove burners doing that back in the day.

I only have two that I know of:

Siamese cats make my eyes painfully itchy

Rats make me breathe like I have emphysema.

I have two that are brother and sister. The sister has an oldest sibling personality - she's the calm, responsible one that has to slap the others around when they get out of line. The brother is the younger sibling - full of energy, curious, loves to play. Our third is a year younger and she's the baby. The others watch out for her and test her gently when she's trying to wrestle with them.

Then, there's uncle Todd. He lives down the street and stops by for supper and a nap every day. The older ones are very suspicious of him, but he's cool with the baby.

Nothing fancy here, but Hanes makes boxer briefs with a little pouch to give your boys a little extra support.

I'm sure other brands offer a similar style, and may be even better, but I can at least vouch for the Hanes.

Well shit. I know it's just a joke, but now I wish it wasn't.

As a Pennsylvanian, I'd like to hear more about your policies.