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Gonna replace "if wishes were horses" with this from now on.
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When you get out of work due to shitting yourself, it's called "the brown note".
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If it's any comfort, my "acclimating to GLP-1 agonist and metformin" self-shitting happened on a date (well, directly after a date, while I was driving home [mercifully on my own]), about 80% of which I spent feeling sick and looking sweaty and weird. It only happened the one time, though, so with any luck you'll acclimate and be fine.
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The Last Carcinization of the Christ has a real ring to it.
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A friend once told me "A junkie and a tweaker will both steal your shit, but the tweaker will help you look for it the next day."
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Who'd have guessed that a group calling itself "uncommitted" would lack follow through?
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Gen (Ret.)
It takes a boot to lick a boot.
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The next day:
6+ Cybertrucks stranded in Asheville without power, stymying relief efforts
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Internal monologue: "Is two tape reels before lunch too decadent? Oh, Janet, treat yourself. You've earned it."
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A succulent Chinese Walz :democracy-manifest:
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Every European has an ass where their face should be and vice versa.
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Going back in time to PRANK Ea-nāṣir (GONE SEXUAL?)
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:illegal-to-say:
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This actually appears to be an ad for the Picard mug more than anything.
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Not sure, but apparently Alana Hadid could be convinced for as little as $100.
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Medical-Oriented Society for Systems that Are Deficient, or MOSSAD for short.
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Cao Peepee and Xiahou Doodoo, is that anything?
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3458356 My neighborhood group chat is incredibly coconut-pilled and I need some agitprop to put on the street, but I am untalented. I have a printer for small stuff and will throw money at a local print shop for bigger things, I just need material to print. Anti-genocide, pro-PSL/Green (I think they're both on the ballot here), whatever you got. The more discomforting for your average lib the better. Lawn signs and shit to hang in the windows would be ideal for the inescapability, but pamphlets are also fine.
My neighborhood group chat is incredibly coconut-pilled and I need some agitprop to put on the street, but I am untalented. I have a printer for small stuff and will throw money at a local print shop for bigger things, I just need material to print. Anti-genocide, pro-PSL/Green (I think they're both on the ballot here), whatever you got. The more discomforting for your average lib the better. Lawn signs and shit to hang in the windows would be ideal for the inescapability, but pamphlets are also fine.
That's it, that's the post.
It's just incredibly funny to me that the people transcribing Biden's 4-year death rattle use `[inaudible]` when this is manifestly false. You can absolutely hear every word; it should rightly be transcribed as `[unintelligible]`. Discuss.
I've been using this so long that I was shocked I couldn't find it referenced on this site. Feels like having a superpower while browsing :reddit-logo: or Wikipedia.
