lol is that supposed to mean kilometers? That's even more funny.

Thought it was some new kind of monitor resolution.

Does it use wine under the hood? Or how does it do this?

I hate LOTR too. So now there’s three of us.

I know this isn’t the reference but this reminds me of that Reddit account something like commamassacre or commanightmare?

The study of magenta.

Jenny?

Slide to the bathroom faster for your awesome piss.

ADT sucks for a ton of reasons. Fuck them.

Lol batteries. Megatron uses energon cubes.

What does in 4.5k mean here?

There was a website that did this like 20 years ago. Hell if I can find it. Was called something like the one million project.

Boost morale? More like keep complaining, we’ll replace you?

Bean there. Done that.

I had some really good college professors. And a couple of shitty ones.

Funny I had n eee ver heard of this. But I thought to myself that’s a really good idea. (I like chili, I like spaghetti, so why not.) but I’m like damn that picture makes it look awful.

If she’s the only hooker in the state, she’s probably not OK.

My kingdom for a hole.

Every now and then there were a couple I would check in on.

But I figured why bother when there are dedicated sites just for porn.

Most old people I’ve worked with in tech are pretty good at hacking shit.