What happened on your worst birthday?
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    My ex wife told me she got a new boyfriend. So that was pretty shitty, but I also got a pair of pretty sweet nunchuks so I mean really a net positive

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    I'm not a sciencer though just a simple rustic. You might be fine either way.

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    Hey sorry I didn't see this right away 😬

    I think the peroxide is what you want, to make sure it won't spread. I'm glad you still have part of your crop at least

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  • Let's talk about HASH.
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    This is exactly the comment I was looking for, I'm going to try it when Mrs Bizzle gets home. Thank you

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  • Let's talk about HASH.
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    I haven't been, but it looks like that's the way to go. Or I thought like a piece of pumice or something in the bowl, hash on top, would work?

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    I feel you so much, I'm mixing in 5gal bubble bags and holy cow it sure takes some elbow grease. The dynavap looks so rad that I might end up facing my fear of torch lighters and going for it. The gel caps is a sweet idea and may be nice to have on hand 🤔

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  • Won't someone please think of the boomers?!
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    Lmfao thanks for ruining our whole society, boomers. Reap what you've sowed.

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  • Let's talk about HASH.
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    You sound like you're describing this hash honestly, I'but it fuckin melts so easy and just ends up in the pipe

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    I haven't, I understand you can use it with a regular ol lighter though? That might actually be "it" for me, if so. I hate batteries and plastic so most vapes are "not it", feel me?

    All my friends have been trying to convince me to make edibles forever, maybe I'll finally do it. What's your go-to edible?

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  • After my harvest, I had a shit load of larf and trim. As we all know, when life gives you shitty larfy plants you bubble that shit and get high. The only problem is that now I have a bunch of grade A full melt hash and no way to smoke it. I don't dab, I don't vape, so I'm stuck rolling super joints that get you higher than the Apollo 11. Looking for a hash pipe- a real one that won't just melt your hash down the pipe- returns exactly one result. It's fine but not what I'm looking for. I think I'm going to craft one, I'll let you know how it goes. Anyway, hash! Love it? Never tried it? I'm sure nobody hates it but if you're a chronic contrarian tell me about how wrong I am!

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    Chop it right now, if you have bud rot it'll eat your whole plant. It's a fungus and it moves fast. On the bright side it looks like she's almost ready anyway so you're not losing out on too much.

    I'd also probably do a bud wash, 5 gallon bucket with a little hydrogen peroxide and just kind of swish your buds around in there before you hang them up to dry. The bud wash should kill or wash away the spores so they don't rot in drying.

    Inspect your remaining bud thoroughly, too, of course. You'd rather miss out than smoke bud rot.

    Bud rot sucks but at least there's always next year.

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  • Trump ‘To Appoint Musk’ To Gov’t Efficiency Role If Elected
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    Imagine if the people in charge of our country took it seriously instead of whatever this clown show is.

    Can't wait to vote Kamala, and least she won't make things worse.

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    Media Matters and other left-wing groups consider buying InfoWars: report
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    The gay frogs thing is actually true and an ecological disaster, unfortunately nobody takes it seriously on account of Alex Jones is a fuckin lunatic

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  • Jimmy Carter, former US president, turns 100
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    What a stand up guy, wow

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  • Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms
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    I've never done ket but my cousin did and explained it the same way. I did DMT years ago and loved it but this most recent time it went pretty bad. I had some good experiences and some bad ones, ultimately though I think I'll stick to weed and shrooms

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    It's really intense, so if you're not like 100% it's really easy to have a bad time. It also shows you things human beings aren't supposed to see, in my opinion. Like the way things are connected through space and time. Mrs Bizzle says it sends you to hell but I don't think that's true.

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    Salvia is a horrifying drug lmfao I hate it

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  • Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms
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    I'm a "drugs head" and you're way off the mark. Take a reasonable amount of shrooms by themselves in a good head space, you'll be fine. DMT gave me existential madness for like months lmfao

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  • Remember That DNA You Gave 23andMe?
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    Mohammed Nguyen it is

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  • Trump says he will seek Google's prosecution if he wins election
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    So that the cronies he packed the court with can take his side anyway?

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  • Remember That DNA You Gave 23andMe?
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    That's why I changed my legal name to "Marijuana Plant Johnson"

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  • This is the best weed I've ever grown, hands down. Look at it, for crying out loud. I smoke 10 joints a day, my tolerance is outrageous, and I've got the giggles right now like I was 15 again. It's not even dry all the way, let alone cured, and it's amazing. It tastes good, it's not even harsh. If you're on the fence about growing, do it. If you're on the fence about taking the party outside... DO IT. The sun is something like 1300W/m^2, and it's yours for free. You can just bring the sun home with you. Try getting 1300W/m^2 in your tent, you're going to be fighting heat for your whole cycle. Even you hydro guys should be getting in on this, maybe get a less shitty greenhouse than I did though. All my compost comes out of my yard and kitchen, and I mostly water with rainwater. I grew this for basically seed cost. If you've been following my grow, you'll know that I didn't do everything right and I had some struggles. I learned a lot this year and I expect next year's harvest to be bigger and bolder. I've also never trimmed this well, and I'm never doing it again. Don't say I never did anything for you.

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    I moved into a creepy old house earlier this year, and now I'm super excited to decorate it for Halloween. I'm looking for some Lovecraft inspired Halloween decorations. I was thinking about for instance writing "Cthulu fhtagn" on the wall in fake blood, maybe like a pentagram. But I'm looking for better ideas too. So I figured, where better to ask than here. Bonus points if it's hacked together on a shoestring budget. Respectfully yours, Bizzle

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    One of my plants got damaged in high winds so I chopped it yesterday. I'd give you a Bizzle for scale but I can't fit both of us in the frame 🙄 I'd reckon she's about 5 feet high, though, and I'm about 6 feet, so imagine I'm standing next to it but it's so massive and bushy that you can only see my feet and a few inches of calf. I have tremendous calves, I walk a lot and I never skip leg day, so feel free to let your imagination run wild. You may notice the root ball at the top. The reason is, I left it in a plastic nursery pot since January. I know that sucks, but the roots were coming through the holes so densely that I couldn't remove it without damaging them and I got scared. Next year, I'm going to use a paper pot so it breaks down in the soil and I wont have to worry about it. I think that would mitigate a lot of the problems I had. My whole house smells like weed, which I think is sweet. Mrs Bizzle, on the other hand, is paranoid as fuck that she's going to smell like it at work (she's a middle school teacher).

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    I don't know what day I'm on because I never pay attention to that sort of thing but this strain goes for 8 weeks so I'm prob going to harvest in early October.

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    The ranger tells me this plant will get torn down in favor of condos in the coming years, which in my opinion is a tragedy. Not as much of one as still burning coal in Anno Domini 2024, but still a tragedy. He also told me a lovely story about how he tased a bunch of hippies just for being naked and high on shrooms. Come to find out, park rangers are still cops and that sucks. Pretty cool park though!

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    It started as a zombiemyco bag which was birthed into a monotub when it started pinning. The shrooms that exist look good, but there's only a few of them. What could a shrooms farmer do next time to get a better flush?

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    My yard smells like weed lmfao

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    Old school in a deep fryer. On an unrelated note my chest hurts now...

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    Captured from my bedroom

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    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/50a07b16-0366-48bd-859f-906ebf2bba4e.jpeg

    Took this last night at sunset. Better pic of Chicago in comments.

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    It's actually a blessing in disguise that my greenhouse got obliterated because I would be running out of space in there. These are large and in charge. I'm a little nervous I won't have room to hang them.

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    No kids tonight so me and Mrs Bizzle (or Bizelle, as she hates to be called) made some special s'mores! I think they're 25mg a piece.

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    After a recent storm demolished my greenhouse, I #BuiltBackBetter with this shitty poultry fence that the previous owner left in my garage. Legally, it's a fence!

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    I'm out of compliance now, don't tell the police.

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    Finally got a weekend to ourselves so we came here for our honeymoon and it is ah-mazing. Is Michigan the promised land? In that fat ass joint is Bizzle's Own Organic Craft Cannabis. It's good, I'm very excited to harvest the rest of my plants in the fall.

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    Please forgive my wack ass microscope

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    I'm going to chop off about two feet from each of them, even out the canopy a little bit, and then brace for the stretch at the end of June. Also my cover crop looks awesome, it gives the whole greenhouse a real Secret Garden vibe. I pulled a lawn chair in here, it's my new favorite smoke spot.

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    bizzle@ lemmy.world

    Organic weed farmer and sci-fi enthusiast.

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