my "Am I Racist?" movie is raising a lot of questions already answered by the movie

literal movie villain shit

Congress is now in recess until November 12

Is this effectively a 6 week paid vacation?

I looked up clips of the new band and they'd be almost decent but the singer doesn't have the juice

He enjoys tooling around in his silver Corvette.

God could dad drive a car oof!

beangis, the next evolution of beanis

2000s gamer Tyler Durden be like: teh thingz you pwn end up pwning you

Day 8 of no alcohol and edibles hit f a s t

all the world's a stage 🎭💃

you've finally arrived, but our records don't show from where.

Have you tried vaping? Weirdly it helped me quit even though I only switched so I could "smoke" indoors lol. It was a good substitute at first, but over time I got tired of certain things about it (taste wasn't as good, it lacks the "rituals" of smoking, getting to "smoke" indoors meant I did it more and got nicotine poisoning headaches somewhat regularly) and when I ended up quitting vaping, I didn't feel a need to go back to cigarettes.

Investigate 311

If the nuking of Hiroshima was reported with passive voice

very legal & very cool!

I just listen to whatever I like and whenever someone asks what I like I name the most generic artists like metallica or taylor swift depending on who I'm talking to

yeah I'm thinking just like half a teaspoon in a half cup of sauce. so there's just a little hint of it

chili oil in pizza sauce 🤔 your thoughts, chat?

We need a c/lathe

they can't pretend anymore, so they're dropping the pretense

The hair on my head is still its natural color, but lately I’ve noticed some of my nose hairs are white