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Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.
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Could have stopped at 8008, but calculated too close to the sun.
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Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?
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Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
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Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
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Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.
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I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
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Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
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I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
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Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
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Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
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“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
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Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
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Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
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Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
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Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.
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I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
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Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
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