But none of that actually happened, satanic WB executives are destroying western civilization by attacking Western Canon which somehow includes Ledger's Joker.

[WB Execs]: It's so simple... We kill the Batman franchise! It's not about the money, it's about sending a message!

[Jonkler Fans]: JUST LIKE IN THE HECKIN' TREATERINOS!

actual military gear would have Cybertruck-level reliability

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockwell_B-1_Lancer

That Redditor's name? Tim Walz. He was there, doncha know.

That's why they can't see beyond Stalin - He's the Commie equivalent of "Light Herself" in their eyes, the aesthetic that they think commies must crave.

Sounds like your average WSG run, honestly. Or Alterac Valley as Horde back in Vanilla.

He's going to slip her a piece of candy from Melania's purse at a State of the Union address in 2036 if he's still alive.

I was ready to roll my eyes, groan, and put up with Walz until he pulled out that opportunistic Sinophobic "I WAS THURRRR, GANDALF! I WAS THERE 3,000 YEARS AGO DONCHA KNOW. I WAS THERE THE DAY THE SEA SEA PEE DID A HECKIN' MASSACRE AT TINYMAN RECTANGLE! UFF-DAH!" but only because I hadn't heard the "Isn'treal has a right to exist" pandering soundbites yet.

It's been really fun to get votescolded by my own spouse for pointing out that Democrats are supporting a genocide (which got the response, "Oh? Which genocide?" which I think was supposed to be ) and that Harris, as California AG, put transwomen in men's prisons and continued policies that denied them gender-affirming healthcare.

I am so tired.

Not acknowledging that the black bean Chalupa Supreme is the intestinal Dranō of the proletariat -- this is the 419th form of liberalism 🌮

Politics is just a fun game that you briefly participate in every four years by ing!

Counterpoint: the hit song "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End"

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Earth

And there are some states that outright don't even allow write-ins.

I fuckin' hate it here.

Skibidi Real Money Auction House rizz

until the last minutes of the film

Other than , wasn't most of that just a delusion? They went pretty ham-fisted with the "unreliable narrator" trope at the end.

Don't forget the waifu bangmaid helpmeet!

Did they already run out of retirees and nursing home residents?