How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?
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    I slap it against the door frame as I leave the bathroom.

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  • Has to be the manor
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    Palm trees all the way. Used to play this at work when they replaced the “toasters” with pcs.

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  • People older than 35: do you remember the first time you used a GPS device to get somewhere?
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    Garmin nuvi 250, and then shortly after that a Garmin Nuvi 500, which I still use almost every day when I drive.

    Almost 20 years old.

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  • Phil Katz - Wikipedia
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    All the best, friend. Keep climbing the mountain.

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  • Phil Katz - Wikipedia
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    Yeah, I never knew that was what the PK was for.

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    Dead at 37, very sad.

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    When you inhale helium from a balloon, do you weigh less?
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    Weigh less, but your mass slightly increases, so maybe it cancels out.

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  • Odd psychological issue - UCS = Used Condom Syndrome
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    Thanks, that was also a bit long so I had to kinda skim it, but I get the idea. Next time please add more cat pictures.

    (I’m just fucking with you, I appreciate your effort)

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  • cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20197164

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20123777 > All pots, there is paving under the plants.

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    All pots, there is paving under the plants.

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19972725 > It is cold this morning, so she is climbing small trees like a silly cat half her age.

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    It is cold this morning, so she is climbing small trees like a silly cat half her age.

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19722948

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNA
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    Marseille museum opens up naturist exhibition to nude visitors
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    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16774195 > > Nudes are a major feature of the newest exhibition at Marseille’s Museum of European and Mediterranean Civilisations – and not only on the walls. > > > >The museum, Mucem, is allowing visitors to discover their relationship to naturism by viewing the works of art naked, except for their shoes. > > > > Eric Stefanut, of France’s FFN naturist organisation, said there was no objection to bare feet but insisting on footwear was a precaution against the museum’s parquet flooring. “It’s to avoid getting splinters,” he said. > > > > ... > > > > “France is the world’s leading tourist destination for naturists: its temperate climate and the presence of three seas have facilitated the establishment of communities, which – with the exception of Switzerland – have few real equivalents elsewhere in Europe, where naturism is practised more freely, outside established communities,” the museum said. > > > >“Today, there is a new craze for nudity in nature, a craze that goes hand in hand with the quest for healthy, vegetarian diets and the use of natural therapies, meditation and yoga in the open air. These lifestyles, along with the rejection of the diktats that weigh down our bodies, are all keys to understanding the issues at stake in the naturism of yesterday and today.” > > > > ... > > > > Kieren Parker-Hall and Alex Parry were among 80 stripped-down visitors to Mucem’s August naturist slot and said seeing the exhibition in the nude was a “once in a lifetime” opportunity. > > > > “There’s not a lot of naturist stuff in England,” Parker-Hall, 28, a web developer from Bath, told AFP. “It’s cold.” > > > >Parry, 30, a stained glass artist from Bristol, agreed. “Being naked in England is seen as something a bit bizarre, shameful,” he said.

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    I actually have an avo tree taller than me that I started this way 10 or so years ago. It is in a pot, and our climate is a bit cold for them, so I move it into the house in winter. These are normally outside, just hiding from the worst of the winter. ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/840d76aa-2d69-4d39-9c3c-9c4e3f965b7b.jpeg)

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