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( )( )\\\D penus lolol
Still one of my favorite pieces of satire I've ever watched and ever so relevant
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MFW she looks at me and says ayy lmao
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Well... can it, Mr. Bond?
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you're good, just don't tie it to a fire hydrant in Michigan
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to have the bravery to stand up and say ayy lmao without fear of the consequences
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There is something demonic about this style of LinkedIn paragraph segmentation.
It is meant to make a text punchy and dramatic. It aims to imbue every sentence with gravitas and a deep, resonant wisdom.
I find it repulsive.
While people believe it makes for a better, more compelling text, it is in fact only a subterfuge to make a liberal's shallow and inhumane worldview sound like something it is not.
It makes me want to punch whoever is writing like this.
You are not wise, you are not changing the reader's perspective on the world and this text is only more impactful insofar as it makes you sound pretentious, pedantic and self-important.
Stop doing this. I beg you.
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you want everyone to come together, and yet your domme won't allow you to
curious
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That's too bad! It clicked in a major way for me, I revisit it at least once a year because it's infinitely replayable and enjoyable to me!
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You're already based so you don't need anything else to turn based
But if you haven't played it yet, get yourself Into The Breach, it's by far my favorite turn-based game of all time and it's not even close
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+1 for Bitwarden, it works reliably across all my devices and is FOSS
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sweet mother of jesus that's insane lol how does that cable not just melt instantly?
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The Terror is an amazing TV series, and the book it's based on is a really good read too. It takes lots of liberties with historical facts, of course, but it's really fun and creepy.
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and waking up sickle tomorrow
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tie me to a Dongfeng ICBM and slam me into Tel Aviv
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I don't know why, but looking at the picture of the pod makes me very uncomfortable. There's a certain uncanniness to it, like you're looking at a picture of an SCP, or something that you shouldn't be looking at, something that violates some unspoken law of nature.
It's a device with the sole purpose of facilitating the death of the person inside. It's not a gun, whose sole purpose is to destroy, but can also be used to defend oneself. This is an image of death in its purest expression, and yet it looks like a ship from F-Zero. It's a Maserati for dying. The ultimate product, in every sense. This is the end goal of capitalism, to turn even death into an expression of luxury.
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Ciscrypt
Transcrypt
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I wish I were religious so that I could earnestly believe that there is a special place in hell for all those involved in this travesty of justice. May this country rot.
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and you just KNOW that these dimwits on 
will lap that shit up and ask for seconds, even though (or, rather, because) it is literally the exact same fucking thing they've said about Gaza
I fucking hate Israel, but sometimes I think I'm even angrier at people who believe this absolute garbage, because they ought to know better
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/trump-rally-shooting-victim-what-we-know-about-corey-comperatore-rcna161781
It's supposed to be happy, not spoopy
I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on. My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order: Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot. To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.
[link](https://x.com/Pal_action/status/1795437306893193325)
Is anybody here familiar with this thing? I'm talking to a psychiatrist to get assessed for ADHD, but in order to start treatment, if necessary, I'll first have to do this *neuropsychological assessment* called the WEIS test. It's expensive as shit, more than 2k, but seems to be the only way for me to get any kind of treatment. I can either pay that amount or wait 8-10 months to get it through my health insurance. I did some digging and apparently it's this assessment of intelligence that can only be applied by qualified professionals. It frankly sounds like I'm about to get my brainpan measured. Have any of you taken this exam? Is it as stupid as it sounds? Has it helped you receive and/or validate a diagnosis? Honestly it fucking sucks to me, having to jump through all these hoops just to have somebody listen to me and say "you have/don't have ADHD".
DO NOT INTERFERE UPBEARS WILL BE PUNISHED SWIFTLY I WILL FART IN THE DIRECTION OF WHOEVER UPBEARS THIS POST I REPEAT: FLATULENCE WILL BE DEPLOYED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"
One of my students asked me this question and I did not really know how to answer her. She was referring to the kinds of "games" that children and sometimes adults play in order to make a decision, like other forms of flipping a coin, for example. Here in my country we also do rock paper scissors, but we call it *joquempô*. We also do odds and evens, *par ou ímpar*, and a more extended version called *dois ou um*, "two or one", in which players present either one or two fingers, and then the ones who chose the same amount of fingers leave the game or become a team. This can also be done with up to five fingers, and then it's called *dedos iguais*, "equal/same fingers". Are there any other such games in your country? My student really caught me off-guard when she asked that, I had never thought about this cultural aspect. Also, I'm curious to know what you do and/or did as a child if you're not from an English-speaking country as well!
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Some really dope footage at 9:30
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Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god
I fucking love these doors. I wish architecture nowadays was more imaginative and playful like this. Also, I think this profile is legit a very very good follow, which is highly unlikely for someone with "Cultural" in their handle and a marble statue pfp.
https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383 sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet
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yet another banger from Donny Benét, the man who is living proof that you do not need to conform to beauty standards to be sexy as hell
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mmm thy Lord is crunchy
Uhh let me be clear
Uhh, ready your spears
LMAO mfw grandpa says some really racist shit at the dinner table it fills my heart with joy to see this ghoul is having a very uncomfortable day at work
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